No more making and breaking of NY’s Resolutions!

So are you making any New Years Resolutions for 2008???

Ok…yes…I know we’ve all done it and still do it every year without fail and under knowingly false pretences of following them through. We tell you what they are each and every one of them so you’ll hold us to ransom if we break it. So much so that we have in our time become closet smokers, closet alcoholics, become regular members of overeaters anonymous and the gym yet again. Don’t try and tell me you haven’t ever hidden online behind those photos that are more than 12 mths old and pretended your on an overseas holiday for 6 mths to avoid meeting that hottie online!  Yep I’ve given up the cigs at least 12 times, the booze (pretty much the same time), the spending money frivolously (I’m loaded now havin giving that up the last 17 years), overindulging on whatever foods I like cause the diet starts tomorrow (there have been many tomorrows…it never dies). Oh did I hear you say gym memberships…Hello! I could even open my own gym with the amount of money I’ve injected into that industry…would have been better off buying some shares!

 Nah…2008 is definately the year….I’m vowing to you and whoever else reads this blog that I am not going to break another New Years Resolution with you as long as I shall live….NEVER EVER….NO WAY…that’s why I’m sharing this with you so that you can hold me to ransom yet again that I’ve vowed never to break another New Years Resolution I have made as long as I live!!!

So my New Years Resolution this year is to not tell another person what my New Years Resolutions are…..that’s right….I did say I’d never make and break another NYs Resolution with you again!! 

But what I will do is make you a promise….to live 2008 to the fullest….it is going to be one of my best years yet!!

December 31, 2007. New Years Resolutions. No Comments.

Kels Korner….first blog!

Hi World….here I am!

December 31, 2007. First blog. 1 Comment.